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Kua heke te hukarere tuatahi, ā, hei te Rāhoroi a Halloween: whakawāteatia te ara, whakakāngia te whakamahau, ā, kia noho tō wāhi hei te wāhi haumaru, mārama hoki i te poraka i tēnei mutunga wiki. 🎃❄️

🌤️ Te Kupu Whakataki

Kia ora e te rōpū, ko Kaitiaki Hamon tēnei 🌳🚜. Kei te heke te hukarere tuatahi o te tau ki Edmonton i tēnei ata, ka tau a Halloween hei te Rāhoroi, ā, kei te huri āta te wāhi hou mai i te pāka pouaka ki te kāinga ❄️🎃. Ka tino anga ngā kōwhiringa o tēnei rā ki te wā whakamataku, ā, kei te mahi kaha te kawhe pērā i tā te mīhini pupuhi hukarere e tata ana ki te mahi ☕. Kei roto ka kitea e koe ngā Mea e 5 Kāore te Nuinga o ngā Tohunga Whakapai Whenua e Kōrero Māu, te Ruku Hōhonu, te Karere o te Rā, te Huarere o te Rā, te matapae huarere o te ao o Star Wars, te Kata Whakapai Whenua o ia Rā, me Ron Hairemy's Songs That Guarantee LAWNgevity 🎶. Me eke tātou. 🚀

🛠️ Ngā Mea e 5 Kāore te Nuinga o ngā Tohunga Whakapai Whenua e Kōrero Māu

1. 🌿🛠️ Whakawāteatia te hukarere māmā ki te mīhini pupuhi rau i mua i te whakapiringa o ngā pūtu me ngā taia ki te hukapapa
2. 🌿🛠️ Tangohia te pēke whakamakuku rākau i mua i te hukapapa, ki te kore, mā te hukapapa ia e tango māu
3. 🌿🛠️ Ruijia te tote i runga i te pāmahana o te papa, kaua i te pāmahana o te hau: ka mutu te mahi a te tote toka i te tata ki te -9°C
4. 🌿🛠️ Whakamahia te rākau tuanui ki ngā taha o te tuanui i tēnei rā i te wā e māmā tonu ana te hukarere tuatahi ki te neke
5. 🌿🛠️ Whakawāteatia te awakeri o te tiriti i mua i te whare i mua i te hukapapa o tēnei pō e raka ana i a ia

👇 Haere tonu ki te pānui kia ako ake, kei te tatari te whakamāramatanga katoa mō ngā mea e rima i muri i te kata.

🌟 Te Karere o te Rā: Bette Midler me Hulaween: Te Kuīni o Halloween nāna ngā Māra o New York i Whakahoki

I ia Oketopa, kotahi te wahine e rangatira ana i a Halloween, kaha ake i tētahi atu e ora ana 🎃👑. I whānau a Bette Midler ki Honolulu, he whetū o Broadway, he toa Grammy, Emmy, me Tony anō hoki, i mau ia i ngā niho nui me te makawe whero teitei i te tau 1993, ā, i hoatu ki te ao a Winifred Sanderson i roto i a Hocus Pocus 🧹✨. He mea iti te kiriata i tōna putanga, kātahi ka tipu, tau atu, tau atu, hei te kiriata Halloween tino rongonui o tētahi whakatupuranga, ā, ehara i te mea i whetū noa a Midler i roto: i tino uru ia, i tae atu i roto i te kākahu katoa, tau atu, tau atu, hei kaiwhakahaere o te pāti tino whakamataku i New York City 🎭🕯️. Ki ahau, koia te akoranga tuatahi o tōna kōrero: mēnā ka rangatira koe i tētahi wā o te tau, rangatirahia i roto i te kākahu, i mua i te iwi, me tō ngākau katoa.

Engari anei te mea i kitea e ia i te wā i weto ai ngā rama o te pāti 😔🌃. I hoki a Midler ki New York i waenganui o ngā tau 1990, ā, i kitea e ia te ngākau kākāriki o te tāone kua para, kua warewaretia: ngā pāka kua kī i te para, kua pakaru, ā, neke atu i te kotahi rau ngā māra hapori, i hangaia ā-ringa i ngā pātata e tino hiahia ana i a rātou, e noho ana i te rārangi hoko a te tāone 🌧️🥀. Ehara ēnei i ngā māra a te hunga whai rawa. Koia ngā māra huawhenua, ngā rākau whakamarumaru, me te wāhi manawa o ngā poraka rawakore puta noa i ngā rohe e rima, ā, i tata rātou ki te hokona atu i raro i ngā tāngata nāna rātou i whakatipu 🌱💔. Ka taea e tētahi whetū nui te tuhi haki, te tū mō tētahi whakaahua, ā, te hoki ki te kāinga. I titiro a Midler ki aua māra, ā, i whakatau ia kāore ia e hoki ki te kāinga.

Nā, i te tau 1995 i whakatūria e ia te New York Restoration Project, NYRP, ā, i haere ki te mahi me ōna ringaringa kua whārikihia 💪🌳. I te wā i neke te tāone ki te hoko i ngā māra hapori 114 i te tau 1999, i tū ake a NYRP me te Trust for Public Land, ā, i hoko i a rātou, i whakaora i te whatunga katoa i te whiu kotahi 🏡✊. Mai i taua wā kua whakatō a NYRP i ngā rākau neke atu i te 65,000, kua whakaora i ngā pāka, ā, kua hanga, kua tiaki hoki i ngā wāhi kākāriki puta noa i ngā rohe e rima, me te arotahi āta ki ngā pātata he iti rawa te kākāriki, he nui rawa te hiahia 🌲🏙️. Ā, i utu ia i te whawhai i te āhua kotahi anake e taea e Bette Midler: ki tētahi pāti Halloween. Ko Hulaween, te huihuinga kākahu ā-tau a NYRP e rere ana mai i te tau 1996 pea, tōna kaupapa kohi pūtea matua: i kohia e te putanga o 2022 neke atu i te $2 miriona i te pō kotahi, i whakakī te huihuinga o 2017 i te Cathedral of St. John the Divine, ā, i te huihuinga o Oketopa 24, 2025 i whakanuia te huritau 30 o NYRP, ā, i whakahōnoretia anōtia a Midler 🎃💃. Ka whakahaere ia i a ia i roto i te kākahu katoa i ia tau, i te tau 2025 i kākahu ia pērā i tōna ake uhi kōpae o 1973, nā te mea he pērā tonu ia.

E toru tekau tau i muri mai, kua huri te kata hei rārangi tuanui 🌆🌿. Ko ngā tamariki kāore i whānau i te wā i kāngia tuatahitia ai e Winifred Sanderson te rama mangu, kei te tākaro rātou ināianei i roto i ngā māra e ora ana nā te mea i whakakāhoretia e te Kuīni o Halloween te pirau o tōna tāone 🕯️❤️. Koia te wāhanga ka hoki tonu atu ahau ki a ia, e te rōpū: i tangohia e ia te mea i rongonui ai tōna aroha ki a ia, ngā kākahu, te mahi tinihanga, te wā whakamataku tonu, ā, i anga atu ia pērā i te ipu whakamakuku ki te whenua i raro i ōna waewae 🎃💧. Kāore koe e hiahia ki tētahi huihuinga nui, ki tētahi mahi kiriata rānei ki te whakahaere i taua tākaro anō. Whakatōkia kotahi mea ki te wāhi e kitea ai e te tangata. Whakapai kotahi kokonga kāore tētahi e utu i a koe ki te whakapai. Maka kotahi pāti e waiho ana i te pātata kia pai ake i tōna āhua i tō kitenga, ā, makaia i roto i te kākahu 📣🌱. Ka roa ake te ora o ngā māra i te huihuinga. Ka roa ake te ora o ngā rākau i ngā upoko kōrero. He kōwhiringa tonu te anga whakamua, ā, ko KOE anō tērā!

Ngā Puna:
https://www.nyrp.org
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_Restoration_Project
https://www.nylon.com/life/inside-2023-hulaween-gala
https://www.papermag.com/hulaween-2022-2658574917.html

🌤️ Te Huarere o te Rā

Edmonton: I tēnei rā: He ua hukarere puta noa i te rā i raro i tētahi Tauākī Huarere Motuhake ❄️: i tēnei wā -2°C, ā, he rite ki te -7°C, haumākū 92%, hau NNW i te 19 km/h e pupuhi ana ki te 32, ka piki anake ki te teitei o -1°C, ā, ka heke ki -4°C i tēnei pō, tūpono hukarere 70% i te awatea, 50% i tēnei pō, mō te 4.8 cm katoa pea, haumākū 89-95% puta noa i te rā. Whitinga rā 8:25 AM, tōnga rā 6:08 PM 🌇. Te āhua: kāore te takurua i pātotō, i kuhu noa ia, ā, i waiho ōna pūtu ki te whāriki 🥶. Mō te mahi me te hinengaro, whakawāteatia wawe, whakawāteatia māmā, nā te mea ko ngā mea katoa ka pā tēnei hukarere i tēnei pō ka huri hei hukapapa āpōpō 💪. Scale of the Pantaloon: L4: "Tarau Tiini… Kāore he Tinihanga!" (-5 to 5°C) 👖

Aotearoa (Auckland): I tēnei rā: Kei te mahi te kōanga i ngā mahi kōanga i tērā taha o te ao 🌸: teitei 19°C, iti 13°C, kapua āhua, tūpono ua 10%, haumākū tata ki te 74-78%, hau W i te 23-27 km/h. Whitinga rā 6:20 AM NZDT, tōnga rā 7:49 PM NZDT 🌇. Te āhua: he mārama roa, he tipu kākāriki, i te wā e ine ana mātou i tō mātou rā i roto i ngā henemita hukarere 😎. Mō te hinengaro, kei te mahi māra ngā pito e rua o te ao whānau i tēnei wiki, ko tētahi o mātou kei te mahi i roto i ngā tarau hukarere 🌏. Scale of the Pantaloon: L7: "Tīkina Atu Ngā Tarau Poto, e Kō!" (15 to 25°C) 👖

📅 Ngā Rā e 5 e Tū Mai Nei: Edmonton – Aotearoa

Tāite, Oketopa 29, Edmonton: Ka māmā ngā ua hukarere o te ata, teitei -1°C / iti -9°C, hukarere 40%, ā, tata ki te 0.2 cm, haumākū 85%, hau NW i te 8 km/h 🌨️. Ka tae te makariri hōhonu i muri i te hukarere, nā reira ko ngā mea mākū i te ahiahi he hukapapa i te parakuihi. Pantaloon: L4: "Tarau Tiini… Kāore he Tinihanga!" | Aotearoa: He ua i te ahiahi me te hau, teitei 19°C / iti 13°C, ua 50%, haumākū 71%, hau W i te 37 km/h 💨. Pantaloon: L7: "Tīkina Atu Ngā Tarau Poto, e Kō!"

Paraire, Oketopa 30, Edmonton: He rā paki te nuinga, he makariri, teitei 2°C / iti -8°C, tūpono takurua 10%, haumākū 82%, hau SSE i te 13 km/h ☀️. Kotahi te rā mahi mārama, pakarukaru ki te whakaoti i ia mahi Halloween o waho. Pantaloon: L4: "Tarau Tiini… Kāore he Tinihanga!" | Aotearoa: He kapua āhua, he tino hau, teitei 18°C / iti 13°C, ua 20%, haumākū 61%, hau WSW i te 42 km/h, UV tino teitei 🌤️. Pantaloon: L7: "Tīkina Atu Ngā Tarau Poto, e Kō!"

Rāhoroi, Oketopa 31, Edmonton: He rā paki te nuinga mō Halloween, teitei 3°C / iti -7°C, tūpono takurua 20%, haumākū 81%, hau SSW i te 8 km/h 🎃. He kākahu i runga i ngā paparanga turanga, te tikanga nui o Canada, i raro i te rangi makariri. Pantaloon: L4: "Tarau Tiini… Kāore he Tinihanga!" | Aotearoa: He kapua te nuinga, he mārie i runga i ō rātou paerewa, teitei 17°C / iti 9°C, ua 0%, haumākū 54%, hau SW i te 23 km/h ☁️. Pantaloon: L7: "Tīkina Atu Ngā Tarau Poto, e Kō!"

Rātapu, Noema 1, Edmonton: He kohu i te ata ka huri ki te rā, teitei 4°C / iti -6°C, tūpono takurua 20%, haumākū 71%, hau WSW i te 5 km/h 🌤️. He rā rewa puhoi, he pai ki te whakatika anō i ngā mea i whakataka taha te wiki āwhā. Pantaloon: L4: "Tarau Tiini… Kāore he Tinihanga!" | Aotearoa: He kapua āhua, teitei 19°C / iti 14°C, ua 10%, haumākū 63%, hau NNE i te 27 km/h, UV tino teitei 🌞. Pantaloon: L7: "Tīkina Atu Ngā Tarau Poto, e Kō!"

Mane, Noema 2, Edmonton: He kapua āhua, he māmā ake, teitei 6°C / iti -1°C, tūpono ua 10%, haumākū 66%, hau SW i te 10 km/h ⛅. Te rā tuatahi o te wiki katoa he rite ki te okiokinga, kaua ki te whakatūpato. Pantaloon: L5: "Kua Tae te Wā ki te Whakaputa i ngā Tarau Korikori" (5 to 10°C) | Aotearoa: He kapua te nuinga, teitei 20°C / iti 15°C, ua 20%, haumākū 68%, hau NNE i te 28 km/h 🌥️. Pantaloon: L7: "Tīkina Atu Ngā Tarau Poto, e Kō!"

⭐ Te Matapae Huarere o te Ao o Star Wars

Ka tīmata a Tāite i te hina, i te hukarere māmā i te -1 tohu i runga o Morlana One 🏭, kei reira ngā kaitiaki haumaru rangatōpū o te Pre-Mor Authority e mātakitaki ana i ngā ua e putu ana ki ngā papa taunga, ā, e whakapae ana i whakamaheretia tēnei katoa i roto i te mahere ā-hauwhā. Ka mārama a Paraire, he makariri, he mārama i te 2 tohu i runga o Segra Milo 🌿, he awaawa kākāriki kohu katoa, he ara huna a ngā tutū, te momo rā e āhua haumaru ai te whare haumaru. Ko Rāhoroi, ko Halloween tonu, ka eke mai i te 3 tohu i runga o Kef Bir 🌊, te marama moana kei reira te pakaru o te Death Star tuarua e toro ana i te tai, ā, ko ia tamaiti tinihanga, atawhai rānei e māia ana ki te pātotō ka whiwhi i te rehu tote me tētahi kōrero wairua mō tōna raruraru. Ka kohu a Rātapu i te 4 tohu i runga o Kenari 🌴, he kohu ngahere e horomia ana ngā ara i waenganui i ngā rākau, kei reira a B2EMO iti e kī atu ki a koe he kino te kite, ā, kei te kino haere, i roto i te reo pākatokato rawa e taea e tētahi karetao 🤖. Ka mahana a Mane ki te 6 tohu, he kapua āhua, i runga o te Ring of Kafrene 🪐, kei te tautohetohe ngā kaihokohoko me ngā karere i roto i te ātārangi ahuinga, i te wā e mau ana te huarere i tōna manawa. Ka noho a Tūrei i te 6 tohu i runga o Numidian Prime 🌾, he māra kaihoko i raro i ngā rangi nui, te huarere taunga mārie rawa o te wiki. Ā, ka mau a Wenerei i te 6 tohu i runga o Niamos 🏖️, te ao tātahi kāore ngā ngaru e aro ki te emepaea o tētahi, ā, koia tonu te kaha hei kawe ki Noema. Kākahuria mō te aorangi kei reira tonu koe, e te rōpū, kaua mō tērā i roto i te pukapuka whakatairanga 🚀.

😂 Te Kata Whakapai Whenua o ia Rā

I ia ata i runga i te pahi wawe, ka tītaha mai tētahi kuia iti reka, ā, ka tuku ki te kaihautū tētahi ringa pīnati mai i tōna pēke 🥜🚌. Ka ngaungau harikoa ia i a rātou puta noa i te wiki, tae noa ki Paraire, ka mau tōna hinengaro ki a ia, ā, ka kī ia, "E kui, he atawhai rawa koe. Engari he aha koe e kore ai e kai i ēnei pīnati ātaahua māu anō?" Ka menemene noa ia i te menemene o te wahine whai pūnaha 😁👵. "Aue, kāore ōku niho, e kare. Kāore rawa ahau e taea te ngaungau i a rātou."

"He pai noa ki ahau te miti i te tiakarete i a rātou i te tuatahi." 🍫🤣

🛠️🌿 Te Ruku Hōhonu: Ngā Mea e 5 Kāore te Nuinga o ngā Tohunga Whakapai Whenua e Kōrero Māu 🌿🛠️

1. Whakawāteatia te hukarere māmā ki te mīhini pupuhi rau i mua i te whakapiringa o ngā pūtu me ngā taia ki te hukapapa 🍂❄️
Ko te hukarere o tēnei rā, tata ki te 4.8 cm, kei roto tonu i te rohe mīhini pupuhi i te wā e hou ana, e maroke ana: ka tangohia e te mīhini pupuhi rau ngā ara, ngā kaupae, ngā papa, me ngā waka tū i roto i ngā meneti, i mua rawa i tōna rewanga ki te mata. Ehara te hukarere i te hoariri tūturu, ko te haereere kē: ko ia tapuwae pūtu, ko ia ara taia ka kōpeke i te hukarere hou ki te kiri hukapapa piri, mā te -9°C o te pō o Tāite e whakapūmau pērā i te raima. Pupuhia i mua i te hikoi a tētahi i runga, ā, ka karohia e koe te mahi taoro, te tote taumaha, me ngā kerēme paheke i te hipanga kotahi. Puritia te koko mō ngā hekenga mākū, taumaha, ko tēnei tuatahi he mahi hau.

2. Tangohia te pēke whakamakuku rākau i mua i te hukapapa, ki te kore, mā te hukapapa ia e tango māu 🌳🧊
Ko ngā pēke whakamakuku tuku puhoi, ngā kara momo gator whai kōtui, i mahi i tā rātou mahi puta noa i te raumati, engari ko ngā wai e toe ana e noho ana i roto i tētahi i tēnei pō ka totoka ki te kahiwi. Ka wehea e te toronga hukapapa ngā tuitui o te pēke, ā, ko te makuku mau e mau ana ki te kiri puta noa i te takurua ka tono i te pirau me te kino hukapapa i te wāhi e kore rawa e taea e te rākau taitamariki. Whakahekea, wetekina te kōtui, ā, puritia maroke ki roto; kei te moe te rākau, ā, ko tōna inu tūturu e whai ake nei he rā rewa chinook, e tukuna ana e koe ki tētahi ngongo, ehara i tētahi pēke hukapapa. E rua meneti ināianei ka pai ake i te whakatō anō i Mei.

3. Ruijia te tote i runga i te pāmahana o te papa, kaua i te pāmahana o te hau: ka mutu te mahi a te tote toka i te tata ki te -9°C 🧂🌡️
Ko te pāmahana hau te tau i tō waea; ko te pāmahana papa te tau e whakatau ana mēnā ka mahi tō mīhini tango hukapapa. Ka kōrero tētahi ine pāmahana pōkākā iti i te pono: ka taea e te raima pāngia e te rā te rere 5 ki te 10 tohu mahana ake i te hau, i te wā e totoka tonu ana ngā kaupae raki whakamarumaru i te rā -1°C, ā, koia te take i rewa ai te ringa tote kotahi i tētahi ara, ā, kāore he mahi i tērā e whai ake nei. He papa whaihua anō tō te tote toka, te konutai pūhaumāota, tata ki te -9°C te pāmahana papa: i raro i tērā kāore ia e tino rewa i tētahi mea, ā, ko te iti o tēnei pō o -4°C e heke ana ki -9°C āpōpō pō koia tonu taua rārangi. Ruijia te tote ki te wāhi e tata ana te papa ki te wāhi rewa, ā, huri ki te onepū, ki te kirikiri rānei mō te mau parenga noa i te wāhi makariri ake.

4. Whakamahia te rākau tuanui ki ngā taha o te tuanui i tēnei rā i te wā e māmā tonu ana te hukarere tuatahi ki te neke 🏠❄️
Ka hangaia ngā pare hukapapa kotahi te hekenga hukarere i te wā, ā, ko te paparanga tuatahi te mea māmā rawa ka nekea e koe ake. I te wā e hou ana te hukarere o tēnei rā, kūmeatia i te mita iti rawa pea o te tuanui i runga ake i ngā taha ki tētahi rākau tuanui, me te mahi mai i te whenua, me te kūmea ki raro, ki a koe anō, kaua rawa ki runga i raro i ngā papa tuanui. Waiho tētahi kiri angiangi o te hukarere, he henemita ruarua, kia kore rawa te rākau e rapi i te mata papa tuanui tonu. Ko ia henemita ka whakawāteatia e koe i tēnei rā he wai rewa kāore e taea te putu i muri i tētahi pare hukapapa i Pēpuere, ā, te tīmata ki te rapu ara ki roto i te tuanui.

5. Whakawāteatia te awakeri o te tiriti i mua i te whare i mua i te hukapapa o tēnei pō e raka ana i a ia 🌧️🧹
Ko te kūwaha i te taha o te tiriti i mua i tētahi whare te ara mawhiti o te tiriti katoa, ā, i tēnei wā kei te mau ia i tētahi pōtae rau mākū. Me haere te rewa o tēnei rā ki tētahi wāhi: mēnā kua purua te awakeri, ka putu te wai ki te taha, ka horapa puta noa i te ara hikoi, ā, mā te hukapapa o tēnei pō ia e huri ki te papa retireti me tō wāhitau ki runga. Whakawāteatia mai i te taha o te tiriti ki tētahi rākau, ki te ringa karapu rānei, kaua rawa e hikoi ki roto i te haereere waka, ā, kūmeatia te whāriki rau ki te tiriti whānui kia para haere. E rua meneti o te mahi kāore rawa te tāone e whakawhetai i a koe mōna, ā, ka ārai mārire ia i te papa hukapapa kino rawa o te poraka.

🎶 Ron Hairemy's Songs That Guarantee LAWNgevity

Canadian Track'O'The Day: "Devil in a Midnight Mass" by Billy Talent (ma ✅). Ko Billy Talent o Mississauga me Streetsville, Ontario, tokowhā ngā hoa kura i huri hei tētahi o ngā pēne toka nui rawa kua puta i tēnei whenua, he toa Juno i ngā wā maha 🇨🇦🎸. Koinei te ara tuatahi o Billy Talent II mai i te tau 2006, he kōrero kohuru kākāriki i te aata, he kitā wiriwiri katoa, ā, kei te tuha a Benjamin Kowalewicz i ngā whiti pērā i te tangata e whakaatu ana. Ki ahau koinei te whakaurunga tika o Canada mō te wiki Halloween: he pere hāhi, he mahi kino, ā, he hua ka tae tika i te wā ⛪🔔. Whakatangihia i te taraiwa ki te ara hukarere tuatahi o te tau, ā, ngana kia kaua e pākōkō i te wira urungi ❄️.

Today's Musical Funny-Bone: "Scary Ned" by Arrogant Worms (ma ✅). Ko ngā Arrogant Worms o Kingston, Ontario, te whare whakakatakata o Canada mai i te tau 1991, e toru tekau tau e huri ana i ngā āhuatanga rerekē o tēnei whenua hei waiata tahi 🇨🇦🎤. Ko "Scary Ned" tā rātou whakaurunga Halloween: he waiata kōrero mō te taniwha noho o te pātata, te tangata i mataku mārire ai ia tamaiti o te poraka ki a ia, e kōrerotia ana me te ranunga waitohu a ngā Worms o te aroha me te pōrangi 👻. Ki ahau he kaha tinihanga, atawhai parakore tēnei, te momo mataku whakakatakata, te momo me tētahi rare i tōna mutunga 🍬. Whakatangihia i te wā e whakakīia ana te ipu rare hei te Rāhoroi.

Hair Whippin', Head Bangin', Finger Blazin' Therapy: "Entombment of a Machine" by Job For A Cowboy (ma i runga i a Spotify ✅, ahakoa he tutu whakarehu mate parakore te tuku, nā reira kua whakatūpatohia ngā taringa tairongo). Ko Job For A Cowboy o Glendale, Arizona, i pakaru mai i te wā o MySpace, ā, i āwhina ki te tautuhi i te deathcore ki te Doom EP i te tau 2005 🤘💀. Ko "Entombment of a Machine" te ara nāna taua EP i kawe ki ngā wāhi katoa: he ngongoro poaka, he pākōkō pū mīhini, ā, he taitara tika mai i tētahi moemoeā kino mō ngā mīhini mutunga ora ⚙️😱. Ki ahau koinei ngā meneti e toru taumaha rawa o te rārangi o tēnei rā, me te tawhiti nui, harikoa hoki. Whakatangihia i te wā ka mutu te whakakatakata o te ara hukarere, ā, ka tīmata te pā whaiaro ❄️.

Tongue Trippin', Bar Spittin', Beat Killin' Bars: "A Nightmare on My Street" by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince (ma ✅). Philadelphia, 1988, mai i te kōpae takirua He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper, ā, ko tonu te rekoata rap Halloween nui rawa kua tāia 🎤🔪. Ka miro a Will Smith i tētahi kōrero Freddy Krueger katoa i roto i te kiripuaki, he whakakatakata, he tino whakamataku i te wā kotahi, ā, he pērā te pono o te waiata ki te moemoeā kino i hamene a New Line Cinema mōna, ā, i mutu te ataata taketake ki te whata me tētahi whakamārama i tāpirihia ki ngā tānga o muri 🎬. Ki ahau he tohu tēnei he whanaunga te whakamataku me te whakakatakata: ko te whiti whakamataku rawa o te rārangi o tēnei rā anō te mea e menemene ai ahau. Whakatangihia me te rama whakamahau e kā ana, mārama tonu 🎃.

Māori Track: "Rū Ana Te Whenua" by Alien Weaponry (ma ✅). Ko Alien Weaponry o Waipū, Northland, ngā teina de Jong, a Lewis, a Henry, me Ethan, e kawe ana i te reo Māori ki ngā atamira matua o ngā huihuinga puta noa i te ao 🇳🇿🤘. Ko "Rū Ana Te Whenua", ka rū te whenua, i ahu mai i tā rātou kōpae tuatahi o 2018, a Tū, ā, e kōrero ana i te Pakanga o Gate Pā, a Pukehinahina, i te tau 1864, kei reira ngā kaitiaki Māori i hinga ai i tētahi ope nui ake o Piritana 🌋. I waiatatia i roto i te reo Māori, he hītori me ōna pūtu e mau ana: ki ahau, koinei ngā meneti e whā tino kaha o te rārangi o tēnei rā, he whakamaharatanga e maumahara ana te whenua ki ngā mea katoa i mahia ki runga. Whakatangihia kia kaha koe e rongo ai i te taitara e tū ana 🥁.

Ron Hairemy Spotlight: "Brave", "Murder", and "Day" by Katatonia ft. Mikael Åkerfeldt (ma katoa i runga i a Spotify ✅, he reo taikaha puta noa i ngā mea tuatahi e rua, nā reira kua whakatūpatohia te whakaminenga). Ko Katatonia o Stockholm, Sweden, ā, koinei ngā ara tuatahi e toru o Brave Murder Day mai i te tau 1996, he huinga wāhanga e toru kotahi i āwhina ki te waihanga i tētahi āhua katoa o te whakarehu mate kī i te aitua 🌑🎸. Ko te reo e ngongoro ana ko Mikael Åkerfeldt taitamariki, i nōhangia mai i a Opeth nā te mea kāore a Jonas Renkse o Katatonia i taea te ngongoro anō, ā, kua neke ia ki muri i ngā taramu me te hopuoro ma. Nāku anō tēnei i kōwhiri, e te rōpū, ā, kua whakaaturia e au i mua, i te rangitaki tawhito: ka whiwhi ētahi rekoata i te whakarongo tuarua pērā i ētahi urupā e whiwhi ana i te toronga tuarua 👻. Ko Åkerfeldt, i roto i āku kupu, he atua o te waiata pō, ā, koinei ia i mua i te karauna, he whakamataku kē. Whakatangihia ngā ara e toru i te raupapa, kaua e mokowhiti, i te wā e heke ana te hukarere 🌨️.

Koia te whāinga. Koia te LAWNgevity. 🌱🔥

🌅 Te Whakakapinga

I maka a Bette Midler i tētahi pāti Halloween, ā, i ora ngā māra o tētahi tāone nā reira, ā, e kī ana tērā ki a koe ka taea e te kākahu me te kaupapa te noho ki ngā pokohiwi kotahi 🎃🌱. He iti ake te putanga papa, ā, he rite te tangi: pupuhia te hukarere māmā i mua i te whakapiringa o ngā pūtu ki raro, tangohia ngā pēke whakamakuku i ngā rākau taitamariki, ruijia te tote i runga i te pāmahana papa, whakamahia te rākau ki ngā taha o te tuanui, ā, whakawāteatia te awakeri i mua i te mahi a te hukapapa o tēnei pō i āna pepa ❄️. He mihi nui ki a Kyle, ki a Matt, me ngā taraka, ki a Sammy, ā, ki ia whare kei waenganui o te nekehanga i te wā whakamataku me tētahi ngeru e tiaki ana i ngā pouaka 📦🐈. Ko te Halloween tuatahi i te kāinga hou hei te Rāhoroi, e te rōpū, me te rama whakamahau e kā ana. Nā reira tae noa ki āpōpō, ko Ron Hairemy tēnei e poroporoaki ana e kī ana: Kia mau tō rākau ki te hukapapa... ā, kia tau te Kaha ki a koe. I ngā wā katoa!

Nāku noa,
Kaitiaki Hamon (Ron Hairemy)

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